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Wayward Soldier
Your awesome Tagline
I have a sense of humor. (I know I left out a few, especially Judas.. Judas is a douche)
Post #2000!! I’ve been wondering what to make it about for a little while now.. At first I wanted to thank you all for following me for so long, but that seemed cliche’.. (although seriously, thanks..) Then I thought that maybe I would just write 2000 and let you guys think what you wanted.. BUT THEN I decided I would rather gloat over something that I just now recently noticed: The United States Army has officially knighted me. That’s right, I am not Mr. Pierce… I am Sir Pierce!
I found this on Facebook.
So I fixed it.
Restoration of Komen Funding Assures Abortionplex Will Remain Open
Yes!
And again, the Onion pulls through to create the best article ever. I wonder how many people believe this one.
(via wherestheoffbutton)
Tea Party For Obama
You read that right.
“We manned up and realised that the problem is that the recession began during the previous administration. And while it certainly worsened for the first year of Obama’s term, there are now signs that the economy is slowly improving. Unemployment is reducing and we are more secure not that bin Laden is no longer walking the earth.
We’re tired of getting criticised for not having a plan to buack up our boisterous protests, we’re tired of being called racists, we’re tired of being called nutjobs.
So we looked at the situation with clear heads and realised that barring any true, qualified leader on the right, Obama is the only choice for 2012. “
This must be what pure gold looks like on a molecular level.
In Case You Missed It of the Day: During the 90th birthday bash NBC threw for Betty White last night, President Obama (whose wife was also born January 17th) delivered an official birthday message to the golden girl, poking fun the infamous birth certificate conspiracy.
Transcript below:
Dear Betty,
You look so fantastic and full of energy. I can’t believe you’re 90 years old. In fact, I don’t believe it. That’s why I’m writing to ask if you will be willing to produce a copy of your long form birth certificate. Thanks, and Happy Birthday, no matter how old you are.
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I just want to let you all know that I jammed out to the Golden Girls theme and sang along. Then I realized my headphones were in and my roommates had no idea what I was doing.
hah.
(Source: mcavoyster, via spenacethemenace)
Who says politics can’t be fun?
(via politicalthinker)
I’m so proud of this that I’m making a post entirely devoted to my photoshopping.
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