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Chelsea Coreen - “Fart”

“But how @%^# up are our standards of beauty, or gender constructs… that we make little girls hold in their farts until no one is around to smell them”

“When I used to visit my grandmother in the hospital she would make me apply her red lipstick for her - she said she couldn’t be seen without it.”

Chelsea Coreen, of SUNY Oneonta, performing during Semi-FInals at the 2013 College Unions Poetry Slam Invitational.

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mooglemisbehaving:

tyndall-blue:

riskycuriosity:

artemisiumabsinthia:

Josephine Baker, later known as ‘Bronze Venus’, ‘Black Pearl’ and ‘Créole Goddess’ was born in America in 1906 and later moved to France to become a singer, dancer, and actress. She was the first African-American woman to star in a major motion picture, and became famous worldwide.

Though she grew up as a maid in wealthy white households she eventually became an exotic dancer in France, famously appearing in next to no clothing, and became a French citizen in 1937. 

Ernest Hemingway referred to Baker as ‘the most sensational woman anyone ever saw’ and she received approximately 1500 marriage proposals in her life time. She became a muse for Hemingway, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Pablo Picasso, and Christian Dior. She had a variety of exotic pets including a cheetah named Chiquita, a chimpanzee named Ethel, a pig named Albert, a snake named Kiki, a goat, a parrot, parakeets, fish, three cats, and seven dogs. 

When WWII broke out, Baker became a volunteer spy for France, and assisted the French Resistance by smuggling messages written in invisible ink on sheet music. She made great efforts to aid those in danger of enemy attack, sent Christmas presents to French soldiers, and smuggled information she gathered in Spain back to France by pinning notes containing the information on the inside of her underwear. She was awarded the Medal of Resistance with Rosette and later named a Chevalier of the Legion of Honour. 

Baker also aided many civil rights movements by refusing to perform to segregated audiences and storming out of a club in Manhattan with actress Grace Kelly after she was refused service. She worked with the NAACP and spoke at a Washington march alongside Martin Luther King Jr. as the only official female speaker. Baker was actually asked by Martin Luther King Jr.’s widow to take his place as leader of the American Civil Rights Movement, but Baker declined on the grounds her twelve adopted children ‘were too young to lose their mother’. 

Baker died in 1975, four days after her final show, attended by such names as Mick Jagger, Shirley Bassey, and Liza Minnelli. 

Oh and she was queer and had a relationship with Frida Kahlo. All around badass.

I’d like a movie about her life too, please.

Yeah, I would pay money to see that movie.

All of a sudden everyone is trying to claim they have all these different ‘rights’ and its just getting out of hand. Why can’t people just accept the rights they already have and get over it?
A Cis, straight, white, and middle age male from an upper middle class background.
liberalforever:

Aawwe ddaayam, douche just got owned! LOL

SHOTS FIRED

liberalforever:

Aawwe ddaayam, douche just got owned! LOL

SHOTS FIRED

fuckyeahfeminists:

Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.

Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart. The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.

So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.

I would step on my own face for a shot to work for Costco.

fuckyeahfeminists:

Costco CEO Craig Jelinek supports raising the minimum wage.

Costco announced record profits today, averaging $10,000 in profit per employee compared to $7,400 at Walmart. 
The secret to Costco’s success is paying employees well, providing benefits, and giving them an opportunity to unionize.

So large corporations’ excuses that treating & paying workers well would damage profits are all a crock of shit.

I would step on my own face for a shot to work for Costco.

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.Top Text: “RESERVES DAY OFF MONTHS AGO”Bottom Text: “MANAGER: IM SORRY IT INTERCEPTS WITH MY SECOND VACATION”]
I’ve worked at the place america runs on for over 3 years and I have never asked for a day off. An employee MUST give a 3 month advance for the dates that one wants to take off, so the schedule can be changed in time.To be extra cautious I asked 4 months in advice, so I talked to my manager and I told her that I needed a weekend because it was my mothers birthday and she agreed; writing down the dates an everything. Three days before the days I asked for my manager puts up the schedule and I realize my name is still down for that weekend. I asked my manager about this and she said [sic]“Oh yeah I’m sorry but I cant give you those specific dates, I’m taking a cruise the next week and it leaves this weekend. I’m sorry” THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE TAKES A VACATION IN THAT YEAR, IN TWO MONTHS. I had to tell my mother I wasnt going to be able to attend her birthday party but that I was going to make it up to her. To top it ALL off my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and has been hospitalized ever since.
TL;DR I wasnt able to attend my mother’s last birthday before she was hospitalized because my Manager preferred HER days off. Even though y’know shes not supposed to do that.

Yeah, this is what you get for being in a union!
Oh wait…

fuckyeahretailrobin:

[Image Description: Background is several triangles in a circle like a pie alternating from true red, scarlet and black. A robin is sitting on his perch looking to the right.

Top Text: “RESERVES DAY OFF MONTHS AGO”

Bottom Text: “MANAGER: IM SORRY IT INTERCEPTS WITH MY SECOND VACATION”]

I’ve worked at the place america runs on for over 3 years and I have never asked for a day off. An employee MUST give a 3 month advance for the dates that one wants to take off, so the schedule can be changed in time.To be extra cautious I asked 4 months in advice, so I talked to my manager and I told her that I needed a weekend because it was my mothers birthday and she agreed; writing down the dates an everything. Three days before the days I asked for my manager puts up the schedule and I realize my name is still down for that weekend. I asked my manager about this and she said [sic]“Oh yeah I’m sorry but I cant give you those specific dates, I’m taking a cruise the next week and it leaves this weekend. I’m sorry” THIS IS THE SECOND TIME SHE TAKES A VACATION IN THAT YEAR, IN TWO MONTHS. I had to tell my mother I wasnt going to be able to attend her birthday party but that I was going to make it up to her. To top it ALL off my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer and has been hospitalized ever since.

TL;DR I wasnt able to attend my mother’s last birthday before she was hospitalized because my Manager preferred HER days off. Even though y’know shes not supposed to do that.

Yeah, this is what you get for being in a union!

Oh wait…

gamerish:

sourcedumal:

THIS!
It’s not fucking hard people
Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.
A veteran would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

I’m so tired of seeing pictures of white girls wearing a warbonnet for the sake of “art.” That’s not art, that’s appropriation you little shit. I’m looking at you dA!

gamerish:

sourcedumal:

THIS!

It’s not fucking hard people

Wearing a warbonnet is akin to wearing a fucking purple heart you didn’t earn.

A veteran would chew your ass out for daring to wear a medal you didn’t earn. You should expect the same from the tribes you are disgracing with your hipster bullshit. 

I’m so tired of seeing pictures of white girls wearing a warbonnet for the sake of “art.” That’s not art, that’s appropriation you little shit. I’m looking at you dA!

israelfacts:

A Health Ministry inspector poured bleach over pots full of food in a Sudanese restaurant in Tel Aviv Sunday night.

The inspector, from the ministry’s district office for Tel Aviv, was participating in a raid by police and municipal inspectors on illegal businesses owned by African migrants. Altogether, the raid shut down 10 businesses in the city’s Neveh Sha’anan neighborhood, confiscating their equipment and welding the doors shut. The equipment was then loaded onto vans by other African migrants who had been hired as contract workers.

Many diners saw the inspector pouring bleach on the food, and one, asylum-seeker Aladin Abaker from Sudan’s Darfur region, posted photos of the incident on his Facebook page. He also described his feelings of humiliation.

“Everyone − except the destroyers − was in tears from the humiliation,” he wrote. “The waitress told us, ‘I’ve seen very harsh things in my life, like torture in Sinai, but this humiliated me more than what happened to me in Sinai.”

Abaker accused the inspector of “insensitivity to people and their culture, which sees food as a sacred thing that must be respected,” and said the raid was aimed at “embittering our lives so we’ll return to Africa ‘voluntarily.’”

Altogether, he said, more than 200 kilograms of meat, chicken and fish and over 500 prepared meals were destroyed.

The inspectors said they didn’t know where the meat came from and therefore feared for the diners’ health, Abaker wrote. “We told them: But this is the only place we’ve eaten all our meals for four years now, and none of us ever had stomach problems. Even whites eat here.”

The Health Ministry responded that inspectors had discovered “deplorable sanitary conditions, food stored under unsuitable conditions and temperatures, and food from unknown sources. In order to preserve the public’s health and that of the diners themselves, it was decided to destroy the food immediately. As part of the process of destroying the food, chemicals suitable to this purpose are used. It should be noted that this was a routine process of food destruction that is no different from other destructions of food/meat.”

Tel Aviv’s deputy city manager, Ruby Zelof, said the raids were carried out “to eradicate the undesirable phenomenon of businesses operating illegally, with sanitation and safety problems and illegal connections to electricity and water, and sales of alcoholic beverages without permits.”

Haaretz | Photo credit: Aladin Abaker

Israel is deporting Africans and also planning to put tens of thousands into detention camps.

Knesset Member Miri Regev — a member of Prime Minister Netanyahu’s Likud Party — called the refugees “a cancer in our body” and Danny Danon — also a Likud Knesset Member — wrote on his Facebook page referring to the Africans as “infiltrators”. Interior Minister Eli Yishai said the African asylum seekers threaten “the Zionist dream,” adding, “Jobs will root them here.”

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Fucking fascists.

Have you seen any of those tutorials for every day tasks that are written by absurdly vulgar authors? You know, like “learn how to fucking cook some goddamn food you lazy fuck” or whatever? Yeah, I want to do that with my first responder book.
“Is that piece of fuck wound still bleeding? Shut that fucker up with a tourniquet”, and similar statements.
How cool would that be?